School children in a grandmother, said: \friends how you, how friends
me speechless, until after he told a long time, look at me ... it could be, he so much, I always stand in the table it ...
moment, really do not know what to say, blurted even say one thing: your girlfriend is a woman, right?
own Puhan half!!!!
3 junior high school teacher talk about old times When the Babylonian civilization, the Sumerians mentioned, the teacher excited about history as \approached: the boss, to the two helmets!
(good teeth, like appetite, eating mother a Hong ...)
5 high school class has a student named Huang Jiajian
one day to the old class into the school without see him after class seats empty
to say one thing: Yi,UGG boots clearance, Huang Jiajian people?
called him after the whole class laughed Huang * people.
6 before the test the teacher made the test paper, took a more behind the girls,UGG shoes, shouting, \\, surnamed Dong. After this, and I master very polite, to say: Dong sister,UGGs, go ah. The results say it has become: \Breakfast, queuing found also queued usual stern boss, so very nervous, after the greeting, the courage to the cook, said: \~ ~ Woo ~ ~ two years,Discount UGG boots, first heard the boss laughed so loud ~ ~ ~ depressed ~ ~ ~
9 friends children six months old, and call to care, after greeting the two sentences to the sentence: You The child is now eating milk or your milk
10 One evening, met an acquaintance, opening said: \into the room loudly announced: \
13 drying the yard of a wheat farmer, a few chickens to peck, farmers sweep, chicken scratch, and then sweep and then scratch, the last straw and cursed: \I scratch, you sweep the floor. \
15 buy lunch in the cafeteria and see the favorite to long bean curd skin, an excitement and the waiter, to a potato skin, the surrounding people are shocked.
16 as a mission opportunities for the Bank of China to go to a place of maintenance equipment, cook came out from the hotel after a taxi driver, said: \I mean, at that time to buy a screwdriver, I did not notice that I said something wrong, then the driver has been very aggrieved at me, said: \I was very angry, ferocious, said: \it \! ! That know I was wrong, and hastened to explain for a long time, and now feel sorry for people think about women drivers.
17 political lecture when the teacher once said: \
Zhang Qian came back from the Western Regions, brought smelting iron out new material
good edged sword, and bring it to Liu Che Guang Guang
kept repeating:
Majesty, a good sword (*), His Majesty, a good sword (*) A ... ...
speechless ... ...
19 really good ass as the heart of hepatopulmonary
20 junior high school when the teacher told Translation Who is this man?
a student translation: Who is this man? The whole class laughed, the teacher silent
21 last to McDonald, the salesperson said: Come to a bag of potato chips, they said no. I said, ah what shop did not even potato chips, so much turned away. . .
22 mid-term exam, even the girls behind the desk there is a pants shape pencil case, I look back, pen out, I said: \Lu-yu remember a dog, next to the surprised yell MM: Yeah, that tail is not a dog! !
23 sun sun too ass
24 remember when buying toy guns and filled the circular plastic bullets, directly to the toy store's grandfather, said: buy a pack of the original (circular) bullets !
25 students to explain to me how to make a query call.
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